Shelley Burly Shitpost



CAUSE OF DEATH  - Severe Trauma/Blunt Force.

Rob Drydek:
You better skate away, I'm filled with Monster Energy!

You're nothing compared to me, I'm the Star of MTV!

I got the best kickflips and tricks you've ever seen!

I run ridiculous business since I was sixteen!

With all the crazy shit you do, I'm wondering how,

this crazy man's testicles aren't gone by now!

I'm Street League Skateboarding, while you're trying to get killed,

You gotta be untalented if that's how you make the bills!

Bam Margera:
Welcome to my castle, ideot, I'll send you to the dungeon,

I'm a skater, dare devil, director, im a retard.

I'm gonna Knoxville you out (BAM) Call me Emeril, or a hobo,

Heated Rhymes enough to fry and serve your ass on a dish!

I'm a raw author, serious as dog dirt,

You're a skater made famous by YouTube adverts!

You're a gimmick, quit it with the tricks and shit,

I'm sure Rob and Big was not inspired by your dyrDick!

Rob Drydek:
Welcome to my Fantasy Factory, bitch! Knock Knock!

I'm sure "Wee-Man" is just another name of your cock!

By the end of this rap battle, you'll be Viva-La-FUCKED!

Go back to TV! All the Indie Films you made SUCKED!

Damn, bitch, please!

I got Tony Hawk at my knees!

Bam, lick these, let's see how daring you can be!

Maybe you'll live past forty if you grow up and stop,

Get the fuck out! You're Dunn, call this a verbal kayak drop!

Bam Margera:
Enough with you Robert, your raps are ridiculousness,

I'm gonna kick flip this bitch, leave you needing stich-es!

My stunts and my tricks won me the love of the nation,

Grab your skateboard and get out cause this is world domination!

Surrender your ass and join my Unholy Union,

My jack ass is invincible, i'm super human!

You're pop shoved, this battle's done, so stop,

throw down your pads, and shove them right up your crotch!